Hottest Papa Brad Pitt is being Angelina Jolie's be-yotch is literally paying off! Brad Pitt filmed a commercial in Manhattan today, for Japanese cell phone company Softbank, which had him playing the part of an umbrella holder for a sumo wrestler. Gosh, constantly being at someone else's beck and call comes so natural for Bradley! Once Brangelina eventually becomes kaput, maybe she can hire him on as her assistant or something. We're totally serious. There would be no tell-all book threats 'cause we all know B doesn't want any of their shenanigans made public. Nice performance Brad!